Silly Kitchenware Collector Gifts

Flatware Follies.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

'It's a spork!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

"Profiling!"

Teapot

Bananas eye the blender

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Fork reading newspaper

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'