Silly Kitchenware Collector Gifts

Flatware Follies.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Profiling!"

Teapot

Fork reading newspaper

Bananas eye the blender

Love cutlery

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'