Collecting Kitchenware Gifts

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

Solidarity in the Kitchen

Origin of the 'spork'

Tea and Coffee

"My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork."

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

Teapot

"After you ran away with the spoon, I moved on. I'm not going to Hey Diddle Diddle my life for you any more."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

Scales

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

The Spoonish Inquisition

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"So much to do... so little time."

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."