Collecting Kitchenware Pillows

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

Solidarity in the Kitchen

Origin of the 'spork'

'You can dish it out, but you just can't take it.'

Tea and Coffee

"My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork."

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

Teapot

"After you ran away with the spoon, I moved on. I'm not going to Hey Diddle Diddle my life for you any more."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

Scales

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'It's a spork!'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"So much to do... so little time."