Cookware Collector Pillows

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Party time.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Michel Roux Jr

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'My French is not so good.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Origin of the 'spork'

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Flatware Follies.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"So much to do... so little time."