Drinkware Collector Pillows

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Bottletrees.

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

"Your shout!"

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Love wine

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"To toast!"

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Wine not?"

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"There's water up here, all right!"

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Cool bulls.

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'