Drinkware Collector Gifts

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Bottletrees.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Love wine

Shall I be mother?

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"To toast!"

Wine: New and Old.

"Wine not?"

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

Salvage Hunters

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Cool bulls.

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'