Drinkware Gifts

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Low-Energy Drinks

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Beers

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The Alpha Seltzer

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Man...You age great!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"