Dinnerware Gifts

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

The History of Anti-stick

Origin of the 'spork'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Flatware Follies.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"So much to do... so little time."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Pop-up toaster.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

A watched kettle never boils.

What salt shakers find amusing

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"Profiling!"

Ants take cheese and grater

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'