Kitchenware Retailer Gifts

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

The History of Anti-stick

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Jim's Smart Kettle

Origin of the 'spork'

Flatware Follies.

"So much to do... so little time."

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Pop-up toaster.

Bananas eye the blender

Ants take cheese and grater

Teapot

What salt shakers find amusing

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

A watched kettle never boils.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

Tea and Coffee