Kitchenware Retailer Pillows

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Origin of the 'spork'

Jim's Smart Kettle

The History of Anti-stick

Flatware Follies.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"So much to do... so little time."

Pop-up toaster.

Ants take cheese and grater

Bananas eye the blender

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

What salt shakers find amusing

A watched kettle never boils.

Teapot

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

'I should never have run off with him.'

Tea and Coffee