Kitchenware Specialist Pillows

"Good afternoon..."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Salt and Pepper

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Pocket Knife Food Processor

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

The History of Anti-stick

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

Flatware Follies.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"So much to do... so little time."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'