Kitchenware Supplier Pillows

Dishes and spoons run away with each other from a warehouse.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

The History of Anti-stick

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Jim's Smart Kettle

Origin of the 'spork'

Flatware Follies.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"So much to do... so little time."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Pop-up toaster.

Teapot

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

A watched kettle never boils.

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

What salt shakers find amusing

Bananas eye the blender

Ants take cheese and grater

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'I'll take one in a 50' waist,please.'