Cookware Pillows

What salt shakers find amusing

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Bagel problems.

The History of Anti-stick

Origin of the 'spork'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Flatware Follies.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

"So much to do... so little time."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

Pop-up toaster.

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

A watched kettle never boils.

Teapot

Sausage Guillotine

Bananas eye the blender

Ants take cheese and grater

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'I should never have run off with him.'