Cookery Pillows

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I'm sorry, sir, well done isn't an option - we close in twenty minutes.'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

Bagel problems.

BUS, 'I asked Muriel for a hot breakfast, and she microwaved a bowl of corn flakes.'

Library - Food For Thought.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Jack of all trades

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

A Good Batch.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.