Cooking Comedy Pillows

Chicken and noodles.

Egg cannibal using an egg timer to time egg in pot

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I might just get a pie."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Bake off: Flan B

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"A votre sante!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

The Fault of the Fowl