Cookery T-Shirts

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I'm sorry, sir, well done isn't an option - we close in twenty minutes.'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

Bagel problems.

BUS, 'I asked Muriel for a hot breakfast, and she microwaved a bowl of corn flakes.'

Library - Food For Thought.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Jack of all trades

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

A Good Batch.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'