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Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Dec. 26

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"We will always have Paris."

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

The accidental invention of macaroni and cheese.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Sorry, smile's off...'

'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'

'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

'Now you can surf and turf.'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

'So should I bother with dinner?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'

'And how would you like your porridge, too hot, too cold, or just right?'

'Your table will be ready shortly.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Will work for Food Network.

"I'll have the Catch of the Day."

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"

'The Health and Safety guy doesn't look very happy...I hope we're not gonig to fail the inspection.'