Tv Cook T-Shirts

Will work for Food Network.

Here's one I made earlier.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Cookbooks

Children's Feast.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Beach Barbecue

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."