Tv Cook Gifts

Will work for Food Network.

Here's one I made earlier.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Beach Barbecue

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Cookbooks

Children's Feast.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Needs salt!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."