Tv Cooking Fanatic Gifts

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Mary Berry

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

Chefs

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Nigella Lawson

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"...and here's some I made earlier..."

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"And now a recipe for disaster..."

Do we have to watch Gordon Ramsey flambeing swordfish steaks in red wine while we eat our frozen fish cakes and instant mash?

Library Books.