Tv Chef Enthusiast Gifts

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

Here's one I made earlier.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'You don't like it, do you?'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

Master Chef

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

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Anton Mosimann

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Nigella Lawson.

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'