Tv Chef Enthusiast Gifts

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

Mary Berry

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Here's one I made earlier.

"When did they add this channel?!"

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'You don't like it, do you?'

Gordon Ramsay

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

Anton Mosimann

Nigella Lawson

Master Chef

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Nigella Lawson.

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'