Tv Chef Gifts

Will work for Food Network.

Nigella Lawson.

Gordon Ramsey's Dog.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Bake for 17 commercials."

Marco Pierre White

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

'Do we have to watch cookery shows when we're eating this muck?'

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

Nigella Lawson

"-and for those of you who don't know how to make porridge.."

Here's one I made earlier.

Master Chef

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.