Tv Chef Gifts

Will work for Food Network.

Nigella Lawson.

Gordon Ramsey's Dog.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Bake for 17 commercials."

'Do we have to watch cookery shows when we're eating this muck?'

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

"-and for those of you who don't know how to make porridge.."

Here's one I made earlier.

Master Chef

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."