Food And Cooking T-Shirts

Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Plane Yogurt.

'Have a seat, I'll be with you as soon as I finish my lunch.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

'Girls ! I don't come here for the girls....I come for the cucumber sandwiches...'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"You need to disable cookies and pizza and ice cream and..."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Jack of all trades

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

A Good Batch.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

LAY ZEE FUK

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.