Creative Cooking Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Bloody hell, mum . . . you know I hate Kandinsky!

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Children's Feast.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Baloneystini

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

All-Candy Seder.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Cookery Lesson.