Creative Cooking Enthusiast Pillows

'Bloody hell, mum . . . you know I hate Kandinsky!

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Children's Feast.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baker Romance

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Feast

The Perfect Foil

Baloneystini

"Room for dessert, folks?"

All-Candy Seder.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.