Cookery Schools Pillows

The home-style cooking institute

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Turkey Autopsy

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Cooking'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

American style Greek cafe.

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Cookery Lesson.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Olive Oil

"On. More. Try."

"First you make a roux."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Scales

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Bagel problems.

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"