Cookery Schools Gifts

The home-style cooking institute

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Turkey Autopsy

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Cooking'

American style Greek cafe.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Cookery Lesson.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Olive Oil

"First you make a roux."

"On. More. Try."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Scales

Bagel problems.

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'