Kitchenware Pillows

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Flatware Follies.

Pop-up toaster.

Interrogating a foodie

'It's a guy thing. I saw it had turbo assist and I bought it!'

'Have you tried not watching it, sir?'

Plate Graduation

Three pieces of toast popping up from a two piece toaster

Punch Bowl

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Knives Removed From Supermarkets After NZ Terror Attack

"Fork wit!"

Egg beater.

A watched kettle never boils.

'He knows how to treat a lady.'

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

The Romance Between the Tap and the Cup.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I could see a saucer of even a cup, but who runs away with a spoon?'

Some men are born great and some have gratings thrust upon them.

"What is it with saucepans and your son Ned, Mrs Kelly?"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Mom, Bobby Scooper said I was delivered by the spork."

"Let's hope they're friendly."

"I don't care if it's a charging station with wifi capabilities, I just want a toaster."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I just did '23 and me'... and like, I kid you not, we might be related."

"So much to do... so little time."

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