Kitchen Equipment Pillows

'Mum, how did they get the non-stick surface to stick to the frying pan?'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Too much cilantro

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Salt and Pepper

"You're never home."

The Perfect Foil

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

The secret lives of household things.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."