Kitchen Accessories Pillows

'I'll take one in a 50' waist,please.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"You're the lid to my pot."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Salt and Pepper

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Wedding Chefs

The secret lives of household things.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"My compliments to the can opener."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"