Kitchen Gadgets Pillows

The little preservative that could

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

Toast kidnapper.

'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'

It's hard to when I'm always under pressure."

A pressure cooker tells a saucepan that, 'You don't know the meaning of pressure.'

"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."

'At least it pops up NOW.'

'Yeah, Hon - is the microwave supposed to glow redhot?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

The secret lives of household things.

'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'We're making cheese smoothies!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

In memory of John D. Lane - Inventor of those little twisty things used to keep bread fresh.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

Whistling Kettle

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

Alexander the Greater.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The Ginsu knives of Damocles"

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

A toaster plays fetch

Why bread shrieks

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine