Kitchen Gadget Collector Pillows

Dear Uncle Drosselmeyer, thanks for the cool nutcracker...

Sure it was Inexpensive, but Buying a Toaster from the Planet Krypton Proved to be No Bargain.

Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"Last year he gave me 12 drummers drumming, 11 Pipers Piping. . .This year I got a spiralizer."

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

Advertising for the guillotine: 'It chops! It cuts! It slices! It dices!'

'It doesn't look good, Sir -- they're all bringing back their toasters!'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

The secret lives of household things.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'