Quirky Kitchen Gadget Collector Pillows

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Waffle Iron

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Tin Opening

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Motor-blender.

"Butt cracker"

Swiss Kitchen

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."