Quirky Kitchen Gadget Collector T-Shirts

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Waffle Iron

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Tin Opening

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Motor-blender.

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Butt cracker"

Swiss Kitchen

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."