Collecting Kitchen Gadgets T-Shirts

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Pop-up toaster

Bananas eye the blender

"Find help!"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

'I'm going to buy you a news kitchen gadget, Olivia...an oven that flushes!'

"Does that mean he has to isolate?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

GMOs: The Next Generation

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"You're never home."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

The secret lives of household things.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Geeks and their dogs.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."