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'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

Some people might think that having to listen to Colin's 'History of the Wooden Spatula' constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

GMOs: The Next Generation

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

The secret lives of household things.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

Onion Guillotine

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"To toast!"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'