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Why bread shrieks

The slow cooker changed everything

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

GMOs: The Next Generation

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"You're never home."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

The secret lives of household things.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Onion Guillotine

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"To toast!"

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."