Kitchen Gadget Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pop-up toaster.

Gravy-Dispensing Fridge

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Warm toasty gloves for a cold winter's day

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I always suspected he was a no good egg-beater!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Every time I tap in 'food' that happens!'

"This one also has a 'Cool' setting for the summer months."

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

"I get the convenience factor of easy-open cans, but I miss running in here when I heard the can opener."

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

Swiss Kitchen

"We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don't have the counter space."

'I'd like to return this. I got the same gift on my birthd...Oh, dude! I'm really sorry. No offense, ok?'

'They're never satisfied. Now my wife wants a microwaved fire.'

'Mum, how did they get the non-stick surface to stick to the frying pan?'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

The Interactive Toaster.

Have you seen this toaster?

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Cow using liquidiser

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

"Dang newfangled electrified dull no-cuttin' knife..."

Frosty the Toaster

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"