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Lonely fork looking for friends.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Doctor. I am speechless"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Tin Opening

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Swiss Kitchen

Pocket Knife Food Processor

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"Butt cracker"

Motor-blender.

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."