Kitchen Gadget Fanatic Prints

Lonely fork looking for friends.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

Tin Opening

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Swiss Kitchen

Motor-blender.

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Pocket Knife Food Processor

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Butt cracker"

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"