Kitchen Gadget Lover Prints

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

In memory of John D. Lane - Inventor of those little twisty things used to keep bread fresh.

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"The toaster is suing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread. . . Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'internet of things'."

"My mom's really going to lose weight with her new air fryer. How many calories are in fried air?"

"You're going to love our new, healthy smart fridge. It spits out anything that tastes good."

"There's something wrong with the toaster, Joe."

Tin Opening

Cook and PC

"Breakfast is in the food processor."

"So, let me get this straight - we've come all this way for non-stick pans?!!"

'It slices, it dices...'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Butt cracker"

Plan The Day

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"

'It was owned by my sister, a little old lady who only used it on sundaes.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"