Household Gadget Collector T-Shirts

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Geeks and their dogs.

Old-fashioned computer

Old and new technologies

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'