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Microwave Fish

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Clam Spearing

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Tin Opening

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Swiss Kitchen

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Butt cracker"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

I'd like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a "do not resuscitate" order.

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

Pop-up toaster.

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'