Lover Of Quirky Kitchen Gadgets Pillows

Microwave Fish

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Clam Spearing

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Tin Opening

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Butt cracker"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Swiss Kitchen

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

Pop-up toaster.

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"

Bananas eye the blender