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Clam Spearing

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Some Cricket Novelties.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

iPhone Senior

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

Superhero uses balloon to help him use a pc.

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

ECO razor