Kitchen Decor Pillows

'Everything I need to know about about you I learned from looking at what you post on your fridge.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Animal Magnetism

"Does it come with magnets?"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Were we get deviled eggs...

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Home depot."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Cat Towels

Use your imagination.