Kitchen Decor Mugs

'Everything I need to know about about you I learned from looking at what you post on your fridge.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Animal Magnetism

"Does it come with magnets?"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Soup of the month.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Second hand furniture.

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."