Kitchen Organizing Mugs

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Tin Opening

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

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Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Ironing day.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Catalogue of little books.

"Much ado list"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.