Kitchen Organizing Gifts

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Tin Opening

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

Fittd shēt

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Ironing day.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Catalogue of little books.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Much ado list"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."