Food Storage Organizing Gifts

Bread bin. Shortbread bin

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Cookery Lesson.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Tupperware Wolf

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

The Complete Cycle.

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

Tin Opening

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Sandwich filing.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Tuppermalware

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.